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“Wake your partner up by placing your balls that are hairy her mouth and you’ll hear the sound of a Wookiee.”

“Wake your partner up by placing your balls that are hairy her mouth and you’ll hear the sound of a Wookiee.”

Ah, Urban Dictionary. Where would we be without one?

Individually, i enjoy that there’s a spot for me to look for the acronyms my nieces and nephews utilize on Facebook as well as in texts – it generates me appear to be I’m completely clued in in the lingo, which grants me use of the much-sought-after ‘cool aunty’ title. But by god, if any one of them ever look on Urban Dictionary for sexspiration, i shall revoke their internet privileges. Here you will find the most hilarious/disgusting entries (changed to include proper sentence structure, needless to say you to be distracted by incorrect spelling and poorly placed punctuation marks)– we don’t want. Disclaimer: For activity purposes just. Please usually do not try in the home!

Simba

“After sex, once you cum all more than a girl’s belly, you are taking a swipe off with your index hand, wipe it on the forehead and say ‘Simba’.” “You are doing a girl doggy-style while she’s dealing with a window into the out-of-doors. Halfway during your thrusting, you will do a pull-out move (to, say, finger her just a little), and your buddy that is strategically concealed within the available room sneaks in and inserts himself as though it had been you. This is how you quietly leave the area, reappearing outside of the screen for which you now – smiling ear to ear – wave at your girlfriend, whom instantly thinks, ‘if he’s out here, who’s fucking me personally?!’ Hilarity ensues.